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Cleopatra VII
69-30 BC
Last Pharaoh of Egypt
Gork says: "Definitely Not Short (She Says)"
Witty, Ambitious, Dramatic, Probably Uses Height Filters
Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection across millennia 💎
Gork Rating: 85/100
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Napoleon Bonaparte
1769-1821
Emperor of France
Gork says: "Absolutely NOT Short (Lawyers Required This Disclaimer)"
Confident, Strategic, VERY Sensitive about height
I've conquered Europe, but have you tried turning it off and on again? ⚔️
Gork Rating: 12/100
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Shakespeare
1564-1616
Master of Words
Gork says: "Writes Better Pickup Lines Than You"
Romantic, Poetic, Confused by autocorrect
To be or not to be... online? That is the question 🌹
Gork Rating: 73/100